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lulz-time:

chubbythecorgi:

We stopped at Dillon Beach on the way to Mendocino. At this dog beach, Chubby dug to his heart’s content and then flopped over to enjoy the fruits of his labor. He made his bed… then he had to lay in it!

today was a good day.

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

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shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

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  • my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

cumfort:

feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

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jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

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fake-mermaid:

*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country

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rainy-afternoons:

when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

image

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h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

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