hi there, i'm sophie
things and stuff
women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation
A round of menopause.
It was a difficult period of history for everyone
On a scale from 1 to finnick odair how much are you not going to survive Mockingjay?
What the fuck man
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
every school has one guy that doesnt wash his hair and kinda has a moustache but not really
i go to an all girls school and this is still accurate
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA